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March 3, 2007
So my Uncle Winston was asked to build a porch on this house in Meat Cove, because they knew he could do the work. He figured my Grandfather might enjoy the day out, so he picked up 2 quarts of whiskey...one for the way there and one for the way back....and he brought Grandpa along…
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  • The Sky is Falling…
    February 2, 2007
    evidently, the major news networks have decided they are going to adopt the "opinion" that we have become a society so dependent on electrical devices that we are affecting the world's climate through our power generating practices and the pollution it creates.   This is in contras...
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  • A little cruddy eh?
    November 26, 2006
    The whole sordid mess, and the state of your aunts ass, and the economics of the whole thing, and my own mind set.... Because I am one of the last hangers on...the average age of a nurse is 2 years older than me, and I'm ready to pack it in at the ripe age of…
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  • We are hostages to the future…
    November 17, 2006
    I can appreciate how we care so much for our children that we don't want to displace or disrupt their foundation.   But they seem to be  isolated, autistic, or self dedicated .   I do not trust their judgement.. Where did we go wrong?     We have became a very selfis...
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  • Fuck fuck fuck
    November 17, 2006
    and shit shit shit.   I wanted to see what Opendiary was censuring now...because that changes from day to day.
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  • Hope the twister didn’t get you…
    November 15, 2006
    It's raining  like  some weather event  out of the Bible, and tornadoes are chewing up the poor in North Carolina.   The news says 8 or 9 are dead.   They're getting swept up into the wind spiral because they couldn't afford  an over inflated house price, all th...
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  • The weird thing about the Internet is
    August 12, 2006
    That no one is ever  goofy. They aren't  overwhelmed, or unsure, or stupid, or idiosyncratic, , and they speak in  short witty bursts, recounting the fascinating details of their day, complete with a soundtrack, and a bibliography.   They're  all clever, in a Gatsby-...
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  • I’m stepdancing as fast as I can….
    June 26, 2006
    I'm getting excited about going to Cape Breton, to visit my new northern shack, for the next week and a half..   no heat, lights or water, but congenial neighbours and a wealth of Jones family connections, so it feels like home. I've got the good time Cape Breton music  blasting from th...
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  • Break a Leg!
    February 26, 2006
    This is supposed to be a well wishing to people who are about to go onstage at a play....because if you wish them happiness, joy and success, you'll break their stride...  so if you pre-break their leg through a wish, they won't actually have to sabotage their own happiness, or think what th...
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  • War, the musical…
    February 23, 2006
      (Sung to the tune of "This is the song that never ends") This is the war that never ends, yes it  just goes on and on my friends. The Bushes started fighting it, not telling us the cause, and we'll continue fighting it forever just because...This is the w...
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