Hi, I'm Ian. This Journal has been hidden here for a long time. I'm so glad I did this though because it's so interesting and insightful to go back and see what things I'm still struggling with 20 years later. Below was the original intro to my page. I don't want to erase it because it's just so silly and bad. Of course you can cry when I'm gone, but who's quoting Major League and Babe in a hidden will (with spelling mistakes) on a internet Journal site? ha!
I think this is where I'm going to hide my will.
Here's a rough draft.
Take me and burn me up.
Throw a party (a REAL party)and no crying.
Any time any one starts crying say: "There's no crying in baseball!" and give them a realy kinda mean look.
Make sure everyone's drunk and listening to good music.
Then hand out the little necklaces with little viles of my ashes in them. Then tell everyone how I couldn't make up my mind where I wanted to be burried so it's up to them to spread my ashes where ever they wanted. Tell them if they smoke my ashes I will haunt them, but only till I get bored, which knowing them will be about the same time they come down from the HUGE high my ashes provide!
Yeah that'll do pig, that'll do
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