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• Yo Way Yo

  January 31, 2014

  Looks like OpenDiary's going down like the Light Universe.  Except instead of getting collapsed by a hoard of Mantrid drones, looks like this place is going to collapse like a Type-13 planet that just discovered the rest mass of the Higgs Boson. It has been nearly 13 years since I first arri...

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• I am disappoint.

  December 20, 2013

  A few months back, I decided to start writing entries again.  One can imagine my surprise when I came to a site that was almost entirely unusable.  Suffice to say, my writing career on here is going to take a vacation until what passes for management actually starts treating this site l...

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• His Divine Halloween.

  October 30, 2011

  Right after coming home from work today, I stopped by the local candy shop to stock up on Halloween goodies to prepare for a fun and exciting Halloween night. Unfortunately, my fun was ruined when a bunch of total strangers and their kids showed up at my door, demanding that I had over the candy&...

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• And now even more Charlie Sheen FACTS!!!

  March 7, 2011

  76. Charlie Sheen takes a rocket ship to the moon sometimes when the Earth is getting too non-gnarly for his tastes. 77. There are some things even Charlie Sheen can't do. One of them is making up a hernia out of thin air. 78. Charlie Sheen refuses to suffer fools who show up to his…

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• Even more Charlie Sheen FACTS!!!

  March 2, 2011

  51. Charlie Sheen thinks being alive is pretty darn cool. 52. If Charlie Sheen worked at Starbucks, he would serve customers cold coffee to the exclusion of all other beverages. 53. Charlie Sheen has more notches on his belt than Black Bart. 54. If you were to hang with Charlie Sheen, your bones ...

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• More Charlie Sheen FACTS

  March 1, 2011

  26. Every great movement begins with one man and that one man is Charlie Sheen. 27. Charlie Sheen prefers privacy when flying around the world, especially when two smokin' hotties are involved. 28. The only thing that has ever tired out Charlie Sheen is pretending that his life isn't perfect. 29....

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• Top 25 Charlie Sheen FACTS!!!

  February 28, 2011

  1. Charlie Sheen's scoreboard never lies. 2. Charlie Sheen can cure diseases with his brain, cure it with his mind, with a 100% success rate. 3. Despite the commonly held belief, Charlie Sheen is NOT Thomas Jefferson. Jefferson was a pussy. 4. Charlie Sheen can heal at a pace that your unevolved ...

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• The assholes of OpenDiary (Part 1)

  October 23, 2010

  That's right, His Divine Shadow is back, and apparently, just in time to miss the OD Outage of the Month. I would be lying if I said I was terribly surprised that, yet again, OpenDiary has suffered from a massive defect. However, the one thing I did notice was the amount of phony outrage that&hel...

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• The only Online Diary Survey worth taking.

  July 21, 2010

  1). Have you ever told your wife you liked her dress when you really didn't? 2). Have you ever cheated on your taxes? 3). Have you ever used the N-word in anger? 4). Have you ever put your penis in a slinky? * If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you lose and…

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