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LIFE ZAPPERS

December 22, 2013
It's always difficult when you're having a bad day, your girlfriend notices, and then asks you, "What's wrong, babe?" And you have to hold yourself back from shouting, "YOU! YOU HAVE LITERALLY DRAINED ANY AND ALL WILLPOWER THAT I HAD TO LIVE, YOU VILE DEMON SPAWN!" And instead...
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