I'm a prematurely grumpy old man who loves nothing better than to read, eat, drink, drink, drink, drink and socialise with my various minions!

I work as a playscheme leader and so am always coated with a fine layer of paint and glitter. I also work at a great 'Nerds Paradise' of books and figurines and wargames and stuff. I've also got a kitten called Dante.

Oh the excitement...

Latest Entry

You Can Never Return to the Same Place Twice

February 23, 2018
Because either you have changed or the place has. You've both changed. You've seen more, experienced more, SURVIVED more. So either a different person comes back, or they arrive at a new destination. And so here I am, in a foreign, familiar land as a stranger to himself. My life has taken a great...
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