Terrible Things are going to happen…

(Made some corrections to the numbering – my corrections are in [brackets].)

Ok, Christ-follower here to point out some things.

I’m not a “Christ-follower”, neither am I a “Jesus-follower”.

1. God did NOT leave his message complete, we just haven’t finished “reading” it, in a way. You have to try to start thinking fifth-dimensionally, outside of time.

To start thinking outside of time? How to you “begin” something w/o time?

2. God knows your heart, no matter what. You must remember that.

God isn’t real – remember that. (What, you have a problem with unsupported assertions?  Me too.)

3. It wasn’t an automatic payment, like so many think it is. What Christ did was take the “bill” and basically say to you “If you want Me to pay this for you, then it’s done. Don’t worry about it. But you have to tell me that you want it paid for.” This ties in to [2], about God knowing your heart. If you don’t accept the payment, then it isn’t paid. Simple as that. It’s like if I wrote you a cheque. Yeah, the payment is there, but you don’t reap the benefit unlessy you go to the bank and cash it.

I thought the payment was to God?

Quick parable (I know how you guys love the parables) –

A guy owes money and is taken to court.
Before this defendent is sent to debter’s prison, the judge kills himself for money and gives it to the plaintiff.

The defendent doesn’t believe happened or that he owes any money.
However, the plaintiff has his money – so why would the man go to prison?

A Christian judge (if acting like his alleged perfect Judge) would send the man to prison if he does not know that the money was paid to the plaintiff, but will send him free if he does know that the money was paid to the plaintiff.

I am confused, however, that if the judge pays the plaintiff what is owed by the man.

What does that man has to do with any of it anymore?

I mean it’s a case where either
A: the judge kills himself and gives the required amount to the plaintiff – and the defendant believes that it happened.
or
B: the judge kills himself and gives the required amount to the plaintiff – and the defendant does not believe that it happened.

How does one of those satisfy the law, and the other NOT satisfy the law? How do you get that one works, the other doesn’t?

And [4]. If you decide to reject this at first, it’s always there for you. You can go cash the cheque any time after it’s offered. But, total rejection of God (“Stay out of my life, I don’t need you, I hate you, etc.”) is like ripping up the cheque. You might not get another chance at it.

So if I go to hell – and it’s a fun time, I can stay. But if I decide that it stinks, and that heaven might be better I could go then?  Sounds more fair than most conceptions.

[5]. You don’t have to “do” anything but believe. How simple is that!!! [yowiegrrl]

It’s funny, when I’m told: Believe this CRAZY thing happened hundreds of years ago – OR YOU’LL SUFFER FOREVER. (Especially when I’m told by people who’s income and power depends upon convincing people that they are useful.)  I get suspicious. Especially when they start praising this thing they call “believing without evidence an incredible story” – as though THAT is a PRAISEWORTHY way of living.

Look, this terrible thing is going to happen to you – but we can make it go away if you just force yourself to believe without evidence that an incredible thing happened.

What kind of a request is that? How noble, how meritorious, how deserving these people who can believe a bunch of hooey.  How commendable a person is who can do this! We should fire a cannon!

A Good and Noble and Just God will SURELY save and reward those that can believe without evidence that a miracle happened a long time ago.

A Good and Noble and Just God MUST punish and torture forever anyone that has doubts about allegedly miraculous events that happened a long time ago. It’s HIS LAW – and we all know that HIS LAW is Just. 

We know that HIS LAW is Just because why? Anyone? 

 —–   Because we believe without evidence that HIS LAW is Just!  LIKE WE’RE SUPPOSED TO!

All praise this awesome God – He obviously has this whole thing figured out!  I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced – because not only do I not NEED evidence, you shouldn’t WANT any! That would take the fun faith out of it.