A special (private) note from my old friend, zeno

Here is a very nice special note I

received from my old friend, zeno:

Dear Ashleigh,

I know it has been a long time since I left you a note, and I wanted to explain myself. I really hope you are doing well.

As it turns out, you were right all along about me. I was working for the Obama administration as a paid Internet Presence Representative assigned to your diary. I want you to know you really made me question my job description at times and made my work very hard to do. Actually, once I finally took a long hard look at the Obama you were trying to show me, I really lost my lust for the job and realized that Obama is a gigantic fraud perpetrated upon the American people. I’m sorry I once supported him now. As a matter of fact, I am still waiting for my final paycheck which is 4 months late and nobody there will call me back or answer my emails.

Also I could never sign up for ObamaCare which was really annoying. At first I was all gung-ho about it and excited, until I tried to sign up on that dreadful website. It took me 6 weeks straight time to actually try to sign up. When I did finally get through, I found out that Insurance would cost me $2100 per month. Ashleigh, I only make $1200 per month now, and I cannot afford ObamaCare. As it turns out, I will have to remain uninsured even though ObamaCare was supposed to help people like me. I actually think I might have to move to Canada.

Oh Ashleigh you were so right. So so right about everything. Oh if only I had listened to you. If only Americans would have listened to you and people like you. Now I know what kind of fraud was hoisted on the American people. I feel so ashamed.

I want you to know I am doing well and now I am working for “Ready for Hillary” as an Internet Presence Engineer in the East Coast region as a manager with 5 Internet Presence Trainees under my direction. We are “Ready for Hillary” to finally get “her turn” and become the first historic President with a vagina. This is an important election, Ashleigh. As a woman, you must want to get behind Hillary and help fight this War on Women with us. We need to make sure Hillary wins in 2016.

Once again I wish you and your family well. I hope you realize I was just doing my job when I was being a complete asshole.

Your friend,

zeno (p)