Tea Time. Part 2.

Guh! Sorry, I must have nodded off. Baron? I’m no baron. How dare you. I am Duke Argyle Tweed thee 3rd. Not some Nancy trollop come to dance around in circles for your merry amusement.

Pssst, but I do so love a good dance.

MORE WINE, MORE TEA, I DARESAY MORE LAUDLUM AS WELL.

Come come sir. We mustn’t miss a good wifely fuck now should we? No of course not.

Now, I do enjoy buggering. Being on the receiving end is also very nice.

Did you know there’s a carpenter in town that makes the most lovely phalluses? It’s true. To die for. Absolutely lovely and of any shape and size you would like.  Why just last night my wife buggered me and I dare say I all but swooned upon ejaculation, and cried like a babe in her arms afterwords. I remember calling out for mumsy as Morry pounded her phallus inside of my tender bum. Absolutely stellar. I highly recommend.

Where was I? Oh yes, have a petit four. DIVINE!

“MORRY! Yes darling, I brought a guest to our after party, my beautiful peacock!”  Lovely remarks aside isnt she exquisite. It’s a pity her dress will be ruined.

No sir I do not joke. I never joke, until I do. Which I should say is not right now.

Fancy a cup of herbal tea with morphine to calm the nerves? No? Well, bottoms up to me silly!

“Morry!” I run up to her and Candace, give them both kisses on the cheeks. Morry is fanning herself after such a long party.

“Dear argyle, I am beside myself. What a wonderful party, and who is this kindly looking gentleman?” She says her eyes lighting up on you. And why not hm? You aren’t half bad. Maybe a little rough around the edges, a slight paunch of a belly, the beginnings of good old gout on your limbs. You’ll do nicely.

Fuck my wife? Are you serious? No I know what you said, but what you meant was that you wanted my permission to fuck my wife.

I should say not. I mean you are palatable, but No Sir. Not today. Today I’ll be giving you the job of keeping the ladies wet for me.

Do you understand sir? So no, not sex, but yes a sort of sex. Think of yourself like a butler come to fluff the pillows just so before I enter the room, so to speak.  These two beautiful ladies are my pillows, and you need to fluff them both. Chop chop, let’s get going. Let’s see if you’re the right man for the job.

MORRY! CANDA- Oh yes, they you are. Look what I brought you my beautiful pillows, your very own fluffer!

“Oh my Argyle, Candy and I do enjoy a good fluffer. “ my wife, always the gracious host, look how she pulls up her dress and down her bloomers for you. look at how fine and I daresay militant is her pubic mound. Ah. My love, she trims religiously. Nary a hair out of place on her head, or between her thighs.

Now, I do enjoy a trimmed pussy. Don’t you? It’s all textures really, don’t you think? Nothing tickling your nose, no bits getting in your mouth, you can just really get in there and root around like some common hog looking for delicious truffles. My god my erection is already painful.

CANDACE! To me please. And you sir, you have your job for the evening. No, I insist, bend down, yes just like that. Now inhale. Please go ahead. You smell it? That’s my wife. Well I’m not sure, earthy, humid, the consistency and smell of an ripe peach. Go on sir, just gentle licks at first. Yes, like that. Morry, is that good?

“Oh Argyle, what alley did you find this one? (Gasp) OH, OH OH Mein Herr! Argyle he must be a satan worshipper, because his tongue is absolutely lewd. “ My wife says as she arches her back on your tongue sir. Good job. Well I must commence this fuckery. I’ll be just over here with Candace.

Oh I do adore a good truffle on a bit of buttered toast.

Now Candace. Yes dear it is time, and you’ve been so patient. Wave to Morry, yes that’s a good girl. Come here sweetness. My cock needs your attention for a bit.  My pantaloons? Of course I can take them off. Here let me wash off my unmentionables with. But if yea and wine. There you go. Well yes it is hard. My wife is in the throes of passion with this stranger licking her pussy. How can I not be hard. Now be a good girl, yes like that, look at me. Lovely. You even have the same color eyes as my wife.   Brilliant. Let’s just, oh but let’s just fuck your mouth for bit. Yes like that, I can feel your breath on me Candace, lovely. Let see a bit of your tongue. Yes, just like my wife’s. So very long,  undoubtably not as sharp witted as my wife’s but you can’t win them all. Mind the testicles dear, suck on them, yes like that. Yes, very good.  Oh Jesus Candace, well I think I might cum dear, I dare say don’t stop. Yes, right there, here we go, uh uh uh guh Mummy! Ah ah ah. Oh oh. Yes drink all my spunk down.  Yes. Clear the pipes as my priest use to say, keep stroking me, yes, gah! Oh.  Whew, well Candace that was absolutely lovely.  No, I won’t be reciprocating you dirty whore. What am I a common peasant? Come let’s go see what my new friend is doing. Here we go, I’ll just button up. And let us walk down the grassy knoll towards my wife. Oh yes, I hear her now. That young man must have made her swoon. Good for her. Nothing clears the head like a good cum sometimes.

Isn’t she lovely Candace? Look at how she has ripped her bodice down, her perfect breasts, I love those breasts, and her very fine legs wrapped around my friends head, all but suffocating him. Ah, there she goes again, like some beautiful bird of prey calling out in the night.  Well you know don’t you, her thighs, like sun warmed silk against my face. I have to admit to you dear dear Candace, sometimes I do not wash my face after my wife has cum. I just spend all day with her soaked into my beard, breathing her in, taking little tastes as I lick my lips. Oh dear, her wig has fallen off. Well nothing to do about that.

OFF WITH OUR WIGS!

Come Candace. Morry might give you some respite that I feel might be sorely needed. Yes lay down beside her. That’s a good girl. Morry, once you’ve caught your breath Candace has need of your talented tongue.

And you sir, simply superb work friend. Simply divine. Couldn’t have done it better myself. Fancy a silk kerchief? Lovely here you go. Now, oh the ladies are getting along nicely I should say wouldn’t you? Was that what you needed Candace, my wife lapping away at your pussy? Well you both look absolutely gorgeous

Sir, if you’d go over there Candace can help you with your…inconvenience. Yes Sir I am serious.  Well you don’t really have a choice sir, as you can plainly see that Candace is beckoning you.

Sir, I do not wish to duel with you, but I will to protect my Ladies honor. Now, over there, dick out, right into Candace’s mouth.  There you go poppy. Isn’t it nice? Wonderful accommodations in there I should say.  Actually let’s move over to the table. Yes I know love but I have an idea.

First let’s position the actors. Candace, I’d like you nude I should think, well yes I am serious. Don’t be a brat. You won’t be cold for long. Now push aside all the pastries and tea pots, and lay down with your legs draped over the end of the table.  Yes like that. Now my ravishing Morry, I’d like you to fuck Candace with a tea pot spout. Yes you heard me. Fuck her with a teapot spout. Yes, like that. Now sir, if you could push those candies aside and fuck Candace’s mouth. Well I don’t see why not. Are you insane? Look at her, why the hell wouldn’t you? Well you sound insane, so off you go, yes take your pantaloons off if it’s easier, ladies! Ladies, I apologize, let us all take our clothes off shall we? Yes let’s.

This Marzipan is absolutely delicious Morry, did you get this from that baker in France? Sorry love, well, maybe just a bite In between servicing Candace. Yes I know Candace but here, try the marzipan as well. Divine isn’t it?

Morry, hold still while I mount you. Yes. My lord your insides are like an inferno. Molten lava is colder than your pussy. No I love it. Mind you don’t forget about Candace’s pussy. That’s it. And Candace, sweetness, don’t forget about our guests testicles. Yes that’s right, they are big, suck them in your mouth. Like that.

Have I ever told you how much I adore fucking my wife. Her equities mouth, her heated pussy, her taut asshole. Even simply jerking me off in the reading room. Candace can you be a dear and hand me the butter.  No my love not for your asshole, but I’m spying some almond scone to the left of me. Waiter, yes, if you could. Just on Morry’s back. No I won’t get crumbs on you. Now please, let us enjoy our certain chain of debauchery. Have you tried the salt. It Libyan, wonderful. Everyone do eat and drink, no reason to stop.

You know what I think? I think while I’m fucking you I’d like to cover you in lemon curd and clotted cream. But why not? Well I am the Duke. That’s. Good girl. See, you smell of spring time and lemons. You smell of sweet pastries and sex. Here’s a bit of warm tea on your asshole, Oh, Oh! Your little rosebud simply quivered did it not? Here’s a bit more, oh the tea is a delicious temperature. I can feel it dripping down my testicles. Oh oh oh there I go again, here I cum Morry. Here let me grab your hips so I can fuck you harder. Your pussy has seduced me once again. Oh look Candace is joining me. Uh uh uh. Morry, Im going to pull out now and fuck a teapot till I orgasm. Yes it will be lovely. Here I go, fucking a teapot, oh I’m cumming, I’m cumming! Gah gah gah, take that you dirty teapot. You slutty deranged teapot. Guh guh guh. Oh my. I don’t really think I’ve ever fucked a teapot. I can’t say it was unpleasant.

And there goes my friend. Do go ahead and cum all over Candace’s face friend. Yes that’s it, lovely. You painted a perfect picture my friend.  You truly did.

But what’s this? Well it’s my gun I should say. Now stop you’d had a bit of fun. Most peasants never even look at me and you’ve been off and about sucking my wife’s pussy and cumming all I’ve over a wonderful lady in waiting. No court will see it other than a case of rape. Well I mean you could run, but I am a very good shot you know.  Now don’t start crying, you’ll ruin all our fun.

And so he ran. Pity.

(Gunshot)

Ferdinand, yea my most trusted butler, yes you can take off your blindfold. Make sure the street urchin is buried in an unmarked paupers grave, preferably in a swamp. And Ferdinand, we know nothing of my friend understood? Good. Now where was I?

Oh yes, buggering. Morry, would you be so kind as to grab the phallus and fuck me good. Morry, I should like you down on the ground between my legs. Yes love I know, but I think this would be a good way to end the night.

Orchestra. Bethovens 9th I should think. Yes with the little ditty at the end. Now Morry grab the butter and give me a good lubing, yes get your uh, my, my, yes like that with your finger. Sometimes I like to think that your finger is a tiny penis fucking me. Now Candace start with my balls. Yes, I think the key word here is slather. Make a mess. The messier the better. Slurp. Now Morry, you may fuck my ass now

OH! Mein Arsch! Slowly Morry, slowly. You would rip me asunder! Yes like that Morry. I love to think about you fucking me during formal dinners and balls. Where I am biting my pillow and you are pummeling my sweet little asshole as Candace jacks me off into her mouth. Yes I really do love it. Your long hard cock stuck up inside my guts, Candace’s soft mouth and firm handshake pulling the last of the cum out of me, and here I sit, bent over the table, eating these dates from Madagascar. Scrumptious.

Candace if you keep going I am going to cum in just a moment. WELL, that little vixen sped up! How dare you, uh, uh your mouth is so good, and your cock dearest wife. I love your cock so very much keep

Fucking me through my orgasm. Promise me you will. Oh Morry I’m going to cum soon I can feel the last dregs rising up into my cock. Oh Candace are you ready for your last mouthful of the night. Don’t stop Morry. Really give it to me. Yes, like that, like that, oh dear god. Oh god. Guhhhhhhhhh! Fuck the Queen, oh god Fuck the Queen! My orgasm is so good. Please wife do not stop fucking me yet. I am still cumming into my dear Candace’s mouth. Yes she is talented isn’t she. I’m just going to lay my head down for a bit. Look dear Candace has absolutely fallen  asleep, with a bit of cum on her lip. Just a small drop of my cum on her upper lip. Beautiful. Yes gently my wife, gently GENTLY! Oh you satanist. You masochist, how I do love you.

Come let’s retire to the bedroom. I’ve had my fill of tea and pastries and love. For now.