The cost of local honey

Dear Diary,

I bought some local honey today at a local honey store. I learned a little about honey and then was tempted to buy this juice that is made with vinegar, apple cider, honey, and a few other things. It was supposed to have a lot of benefits for your heart. The owner went on and on about how great it was and was really informed about it. That was until…. the guy told me he had been dead for 5 months in the hospital and that is why he developed it.

People of Earth never fail to amuse,

The Writer

P.S. I watched Katy Perry’s ET music video today and it is brilliant!

 

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April 1, 2011
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April 2, 2011

I watched all of the youtube tutorials on how to do the E.T make up. It would be a bit much to wear out haha but it looks so fun to do.

April 2, 2011

I read in the paper here today that a new “superfood” has been announced along with blueberries and broccoli, and THAT food is Maple-Syrup! Isn’t that like honey? How interesting! Apparently it has anti-cancer and anti-aging benefits lol

April 3, 2011

I ♥ ET! I am off to see the clip!!

April 4, 2011

RYN: Unfortunately the Buyer Protection Program is a seperate branch of Toys R Us and the local one can’t do anything for me.