anticlimatic
February 15, 2010

Quick and Painful

 

When did women decide that they were all going to start referring to their breasts as "boobs?"

Why, of all the non-legitmate words for tits, did they settle on the most absurd and rediculous sounding one?

 

And if they can settle so quickly on something so horrible, why is the jury still out and what they should call vaginas?

"Down there" isn’t really a word…

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I ****ing hate that term. I do not respond to Lboobs.”

I ****ing hate that term. I do not respond to Lboobs.”

I ****ing hate that term. I do not respond to Lboobs.”

*wrinkles nose* I promise to continue to call my mammary glands breasts; and as such I expect never to hear you use the words johnson, pecker, or jimmy, when referring to your genitalia. Cock I can deal with.

*wrinkles nose* I promise to continue to call my mammary glands breasts; and as such I expect never to hear you use the words johnson, pecker, or jimmy, when referring to your genitalia. Cock I can deal with.

*wrinkles nose* I promise to continue to call my mammary glands breasts; and as such I expect never to hear you use the words johnson, pecker, or jimmy, when referring to your genitalia. Cock I can deal with.

I don’t think it’s as absurd as it could be, though. Plus, there’s something about talking about a vagina that just feels a little off the mark for most women. It’s not like discussing breasts (which can be at times an accessory to an outfit). The vagina is sex, which is so much more personal than talking about a cute necklace or a purse that matches your shoes. I might not bemaking sense. I’m travel weary, need sleep.

I don’t think it’s as absurd as it could be, though. Plus, there’s something about talking about a vagina that just feels a little off the mark for most women. It’s not like discussing breasts (which can be at times an accessory to an outfit). The vagina is sex, which is so much more personal than talking about a cute necklace or a purse that matches your shoes. I might not bemaking sense. I’m travel weary, need sleep.

I don’t think it’s as absurd as it could be, though. Plus, there’s something about talking about a vagina that just feels a little off the mark for most women. It’s not like discussing breasts (which can be at times an accessory to an outfit). The vagina is sex, which is so much more personal than talking about a cute necklace or a purse that matches your shoes. I might not bemaking sense. I’m travel weary, need sleep.

RYN: Haha, gee thanks. In my little cyber concocted fantasy world, I will imagine that I can say the very same about you.

RYN: Haha, gee thanks. In my little cyber concocted fantasy world, I will imagine that I can say the very same about you.

RYN: Haha, gee thanks. In my little cyber concocted fantasy world, I will imagine that I can say the very same about you.

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