How Anna makes a baby.
Quixotic: ok this is how I have sex shutup a second
Quixotic: step 1. get naked, but jim wears socks and a shirt
Quixotic: step 2. make jim jerk off a little
Quixotic: 3. prepare preseed
Quixotic: 4. try to squirt preseed against cervix without making fart noise,
Quixotic: 5. stick finger in and swish preseed aroundf
gypsyincarnate: wow this is so hot
Quixotic: 6. make jim jerk off just beofrehe blows a load
Quixotic: I knw its like porn for TTC
Quixotic: 7. stick mushroom head in vag
Quixotic: 8. complain about how much it hurts
Quixotic: 9. jim thrusts in 1 inch increments.
Quixotic: 10. make self come.
Quixotic: 11. wait for jim.
Quixotic: 12. wait for jim.
Quixotic: 13. wait for jim, while coming down
Quixotic: 14. try not to laugh at jims face which looks like this
Quixotic: 15. <insert angry face>
Quixotic: 16. try to come after jim cums
Quixotic: 17. shove pillow under ass
Quixotic: 18. leak
Quixotic: 19. get back cramp
Quixotic: 20. count down 20 minutes
Quixotic: 21. get up, leak all the way to the athroom
Quixotic: 22. pee, and laugh about the fact we just had sex
Quixotic: 23. realise jim is asleep
Quixotic: 24. get back on computer, or just keep chatting
Quixotic: and yes, I have chatted while being inseminated.
Quixotic: end.
Quixotic: baby!
Quixotic: its a wonderful thing.
ananas: that’s going in my diary.
LOL thats great!
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LOL thats great!
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LOL thats great!
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LOL thats great!
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LOL thats great!
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Yeah its great until ITS YOU.
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Yeah its great until ITS YOU.
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Yeah its great until ITS YOU.
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Yeah its great until ITS YOU.
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Yeah its great until ITS YOU.
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25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.
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25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.
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25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.
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25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.
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ROFFLES!! ^^
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ROFFLES!! ^^
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ROFFLES!! ^^
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ROFFLES!! ^^
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Ha! Oh christ. *dies*
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Ha! Oh christ. *dies*
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Ha! Oh christ. *dies*
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Ha! Oh christ. *dies*
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Ha! Oh christ. *dies*
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Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.
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Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.
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Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.
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Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.
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Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.
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Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.
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Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.
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Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.
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Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.
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Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.
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-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-
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-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-
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-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-
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-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-
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-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-
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Damn. Now my life has no purpose.
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Damn. Now my life has no purpose.
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Damn. Now my life has no purpose.
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Damn. Now my life has no purpose.
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Damn. Now my life has no purpose.
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*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*
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*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*
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*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*
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*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*
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*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*
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this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?
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this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?
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this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?
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this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?
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this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?
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ROFL
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ROFL
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ROFL
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ROFL
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ROFL
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rofl.
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rofl.
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rofl.
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rofl.
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rofl.
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and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.
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and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.
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and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.
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and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.
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and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.
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lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)
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lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)
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lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)
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lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)
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lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)
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dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.
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dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.
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dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.
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dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.
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dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.
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That’s hott.
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That’s hott.
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That’s hott.
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That’s hott.
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That’s hott.
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