How Anna makes a baby.

Quixotic: ok this is how I have sex shutup a second
Quixotic: step 1. get naked, but jim wears socks and a shirt
Quixotic: step 2. make jim jerk off a little
Quixotic: 3. prepare preseed
Quixotic: 4. try to squirt preseed against cervix without making fart noise,
Quixotic: 5. stick finger in and swish preseed aroundf
gypsyincarnate: wow this is so hot
Quixotic: 6. make jim jerk off just beofrehe blows a load
Quixotic: I knw its like porn for TTC
Quixotic: 7. stick mushroom head in vag
Quixotic: 8. complain about how much it hurts
Quixotic: 9. jim thrusts in 1 inch increments.
Quixotic: 10. make self come.
Quixotic: 11. wait for jim.
Quixotic: 12. wait for jim.
Quixotic: 13. wait for jim, while coming down
Quixotic: 14. try not to laugh at jims face which looks like this
Quixotic: 15.    <insert angry face>
Quixotic: 16. try to come after jim cums
Quixotic: 17. shove pillow under ass
Quixotic: 18. leak
Quixotic: 19. get back cramp
Quixotic: 20. count down 20 minutes
Quixotic: 21. get up, leak all the way to the athroom
Quixotic: 22. pee, and laugh about the fact we just had sex
Quixotic: 23. realise jim is asleep
Quixotic: 24. get back on computer, or just keep chatting
Quixotic: and yes, I have chatted while being inseminated.
Quixotic: end.
Quixotic: baby!
Quixotic: its a wonderful thing.
ananas: that’s going in my diary.

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May 9, 2007

LOL thats great!

May 9, 2007

LOL thats great!

May 9, 2007

LOL thats great!

May 9, 2007

LOL thats great!

May 9, 2007

LOL thats great!

Yeah its great until ITS YOU.

Yeah its great until ITS YOU.

Yeah its great until ITS YOU.

Yeah its great until ITS YOU.

Yeah its great until ITS YOU.

May 9, 2007

25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.

May 9, 2007

25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.

May 9, 2007

25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.

May 9, 2007

25. Jill leaves the room and goes for a smoke. Cuz you know I LIEK TO WATCH.

May 9, 2007

ROFFLES!! ^^

May 9, 2007

ROFFLES!! ^^

May 9, 2007

ROFFLES!! ^^

May 9, 2007

ROFFLES!! ^^

Ha! Oh christ. *dies*

Ha! Oh christ. *dies*

Ha! Oh christ. *dies*

Ha! Oh christ. *dies*

Ha! Oh christ. *dies*

Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.

Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.

Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.

Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.

Jill, how the fuck is he going to smoke a cig and be asleep at the same time. Moron.

Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.

Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.

Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.

Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.

Oh wait you said Jill. I thought you said Jim. OK that would so be confusing in bed. “Jill you go over there. NO I MEAN JIM oh well hey that works too…” No threesomes for us.

-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-

-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-

-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-

-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-

-steals bong and runnnns awayyyy-

May 9, 2007

Damn. Now my life has no purpose.

May 9, 2007

Damn. Now my life has no purpose.

May 9, 2007

Damn. Now my life has no purpose.

May 9, 2007

Damn. Now my life has no purpose.

May 9, 2007

Damn. Now my life has no purpose.

May 9, 2007

*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*

May 9, 2007

*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*

May 9, 2007

*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*

May 9, 2007

*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*

May 9, 2007

*steals bong back* *makes sex with Jill*

May 9, 2007

this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?

May 9, 2007

this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?

May 9, 2007

this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?

May 9, 2007

this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?

May 9, 2007

this makes me feel a small satisfaction in knowing why I am not TTC right now. Where is this bong?

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

May 10, 2007

rofl.

May 10, 2007

rofl.

May 10, 2007

rofl.

May 10, 2007

rofl.

May 10, 2007

rofl.

May 10, 2007

and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.

May 10, 2007

and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.

May 10, 2007

and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.

May 10, 2007

and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.

May 10, 2007

and why am I never in chat anymore? I need to remember to go there tonight.

lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)

lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)

lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)

lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)

lol, this is what Imissed when I accidently passed out, huh? And who kicked me out?? 🙁 I felt sad this morning when I came back and read i had been kicked out. (even though it was like.. 12 hours later lol)

May 10, 2007

dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.

May 10, 2007

dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.

May 10, 2007

dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.

May 10, 2007

dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.

May 10, 2007

dude. wtf. i miss all the good chats.

May 10, 2007

That’s hott.

May 10, 2007

That’s hott.

May 10, 2007

That’s hott.

May 10, 2007

That’s hott.

May 10, 2007

That’s hott.