too chicken shit to do anything illegal

Family History. Okay, let’s see if I can bang this out in 11 minutes before General Hospital starts.

BF’s Father’s Side:
1. Father went to jail for about a year for fraud. It was a big, huge thing. Possible mob ties.
2. Aunt 1 – see previous entry
3. Aunt 2 – serious alcoholic and klepto who stole a framed poem from her brother’s (BF’s dad’s) funeral
4 – 6. Three male cousins – all in and out of jail for robbery and drugs (selling and using)
7. Cousin from somewhere in the tree – a COP sent to prison for sexual assaulting two women
8. Cousin 2 – arrested/jailed for statuatory rape
9. BF’s brother – does some drugs but is very "sneaky" about it, like he thinks no one knows (CFMIL buys all the stories he tells her). He has had people call the house demanding that he "pay up or else". I would say he’s a stone’s throw away from needing money and starting an illegal biz on the side
10. Uncle – very old Italian. Nothing obvious yet but we’re all fairly certain he’s "connected".

BF’s Mother’s Side:
1. Cousin-in-Law – at least this one’s by marriage and not blood related but he’s been in and out of jail for variations of theft, now he’s hooked on cocaine or some big drug like that and he and his family have "moved to Winnipeg" out of the blue.

I think that’s it. Isn’t that enough?? 😛 One is too many IMO. But I didn’t choose THEM. And let me just confirm for y’all that BF is NOTHING like any of them whatsoever. I know it’s probably hard to believe. He’s the first one to call the idiots out for being idiots and he’s too chicken shit to do anything illegal. LOL

Another reason we’re going away to get married instead of having the whole big thing at home: BF wanted to invite all of these people to the festivities. Ummmm, riiiiiight.

Look at that! 2 entries in 1 day!! AND almost done by 3pm on the dot!