Fugg You China!

Sorry this isn’t a real entry but OMG this is so hilarious to me!

Eating piss-boiled eggs is a delicacy that China wants to share with the world. Fugg you, China.

by Slaus on March 18, 2011

in Damn That’s Sad,FAIL,Just Ignant,Keepin it Real goes Wrong,shyt you wish you hadn’t heard

Ling Ling tries to pretend the boiled hot piss doesn’t stink….that bytch knows it stinks.

Traditional chefs in Dongyang, Zhejiang province, eastern China, are trying to convince everyone that they’re really not just taking the pee

Spring eggs hard boiled in children’s urine have been a treat in this part of China for thousands of years and now culture officials want to take it worldwide.

Chef Lu Ming said: ‘The urine is gathered from local schools and the very best comes from boys under 10 years old.  ( BYTCH, piss is piss!! I dont give a damn if it came from kids, unicorns, or playmates. Eating food marinated and cooked in piss is still eating food  made in PISS!!! ) They pee in buckets and we collect it fresh every day,’ ( Ugh bytch ugh! Someone should hit you bytches in the head with one of those buckets!!)

Then the eggs – which have official cultural significance status – are boiled in the wee, first with their shells on and then with them off for a day and a night before they’re ready to be eaten. ( Allll gaaaat daaaaaaamn, these eggs are cooked in twice the piss???  Gaaaat Daaaaaamn, and yall have been eating this shyt for thousands of years!??? China… yall nasty. I wanna go back in time and meet the first nasty mufugga who sat there on his trown sniffing lotus blossoms and talk about : ” You know, yall.. I really want some eggs. But not any eggs.. I want them cooked in piss ass piss. From a young boy. Not only is that shyt nasty! Not only is it pedophilia, it’s gat damn eggs cooked in lil boy pee!!!!!)

He said: ‘The eggs are delicious and healthy. They stop fevers and can help you concentrate if you’re feeling sluggish or sleepy. ( Bytch that’s what 5 hour energy shot is for! Sure it might TASTE like piss n tylenol gel caps, but at least i know it’s NOT piss!! I don’t care HOW delicious something is… the fact it was cooked in prepubescent piss makes it disgusting!)
‘We are having a big export push because we want people outside China to fully appreciate the delicacy of our cuisine.’ [source] ( Nawl Bytch. You Keep that shyt right in China….. aint nobody trying to nibble on piss eggs.)

I don’t give a damn of Jesus himself asked me to eat this shyt, I aint doing it not then, not tomorrow, not nan not never.
I will not eat them with Fubs or Lo
Not even with a big tittied nekkid ho
I will not eat them to save my life
You gone head and cut me with that knife
I will not eat them from raven symone’s bed
I aint eating no GAT DAMN Chinese piss eggs.