Fug You!

 

Quote of the day:

"Underpromise; overdeliver.

~Tom Peters


July 22, 2008
Fug You
Ugly Bag

because you're ugly!

You’ve tried miracle creams, painful injections, and expensive procedures. But nothing helps.

 

You’re still incredibly ugly.

If you suffer from retina-scarring, child-terrifying hideousness, hope exists. Not in a bottle but in a bag: the Ugly Bag, a revolutionary, instantaneous solution to common repulsiveness. Just slip it over your horribly disfigured head and let your new life begin.

Maria, formerly known to friends as "Vomit Face," gushes: "The side effects were difficult at first — sure, I miss being able to see stuff — but it’s worth it." JoAnne, who for years could make a living only as an extra in zombie films, says, "It’s great! I really [words too muffled to understand due to presence of paper bag on head]."

So don’t delay. Because whether you know it or not, your ugliness is probably hurting you.

And it’s definitely killing us.

Available online at mystore.cc.

 
 
God Speed,
Future Mrs. Johnson

when is my wedding

 

 

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lol….I was thinking it was gonna be the blog Go Fug yourself

WOW! That’s all I can say. RYN: We are going to Cape May, NJ

LMAO!