I’d like to thank my Mother, My Father, My…

They love me, they really love me!!!!

The note drought finally seems to have passed!!! After waltzing across a desert of consistent nothing, save for the oasis of Carolyn, I have been inundated with four! FOUR!!!! Ha HA!!!! In your face Mother Nature! I don’t know why I said that!!!

"Pa, I think I’m getting the black lung…"

Heh!

Anyhooooooooo, I’m at work again! It is sunny and my back is beginning to fry thanks to U.V. laced sunbeams being magnified through my window! Oh well, I’m sure melanomas have a sort of roguish charm… Actually, I doubt they do in any way shape or form, so pretend you never read that las line! I’m pretending I never typed it! Yes, the keyboard was hijacked officer…

So, tonight is the eve of my works pub quiz! We all go out and win the local quiz then go out for a meal with the money we win! The kitty is up to £90 this week, so very soon I will be stuffing my face with hard won grub! Hurray! We almost always win as we have a genuine scientist, a nerd (yours truly), a fifty two year old, a woman who loves soaps, a celebrity addict and a useless bum. The last one may not sound very good, but it’s amazing what lazy people really know- never trust they’re fat sweaty faces, they ARE PLANNING YOUR DOWNFALL!!!

They are!

All right, I may be wrong…

Often…

um…

Bye now!

Tom, The man who puts the T in Tea Cups. Well, I put the tea in anyhow!