I can’t feel it in my fingers…

IT’S COLDER THAN THE ARCTIC!!! DURING WINTER!!! CLUTCHING HITLER’S COLD, COLD HEART!!! WITHOUT A COAT!!!

Yes, my office is cooler than a snowman’s cold bits! Oh well, at least I’m not on fire…

Anyhoo, the last few days have been rather uneventful! Apart from the sudden glut of irritating house mates that have had the audacity to come back… why won’t they all just bugger off!? They just bitch and moan, as if the state of the universe is my fault. Oh well, I have the warm and comforting knowledge that they will all die one day! Yes, it is nice. Like pie. Nice pie!

Work has also been fun, although Nicky keeps calling me a gay, hair shedding bad influence on the children! It is a long florid tale, full of woe and silly, amusing conversations! And pie. The last bit isn’t true… ad neither is the woe, but I needed to flesh out this paragraph a little!

What else can I add to this? I’m really running low on inspiration! Tiredness and brandy are taking their toll! I will have to leave you all before I get any MORE tired!

Love you!

Tom

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