GlitterTom TiredPants
Who lives in a hovel in bloody North Wales?
GlitterTom Tired Pants…. etc.
Yes, due to work today I am coated in glitter. I went to the bathroom and even found some in my delightful pantyhose (well, boxers, but lets not beat about the bush… eh-hem…). The kids at work decided to throw a cupfull of glitter over my head. I look like a slightly disgruntled Tinkerbell with stubble (and lovely hair). Bloody children. May they all grow up like me! Take that for a curse and stick it up your Jack Flap.
Apart from the golden sheen I have developed the day has been quite satisfactory, though Martin decided to tell me he’d like some pants that felt like he was being gummed by a soft-mouthed clam… bless… I also had a sandwich from the bakery, but it was shit. Oh yes. I think it’s called the castle bakery as they use genuine castle stones to make into fillings. Sandwich fillings that is- I don’t think they run a backstreet dental practice too. Though you never know…
Lord Carington: "Two loaves and a bag of muffins please."
Mrs Pigstock: "Would ye be wanting anything else thar?
Lord Carrington: "Yes, I’d like two gold fillings and a triple heart bypass. For a laugh."
Mrs Pigstock: "Idiot."
That was random- do apologise old beans. Having said that, why is "Old Bean" a term of endearment? Why not Antiquated Sprout, Sextegenarian Kumquat, or Ancient Celeriac? Stupid toff phrases.
If any of you wish to know what Kate has been doing she has been getting drunk, stoned and visting funerals. I’m sure she will update soon, bless her little cardboard socks.
Tom
P.S. Don’t you threaten me with a dead fish.
FIIIIRRRRSSSSST NOOOOOOOTE! Lianne Marie xXx
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*laughs muchly* I am indeed The Daddy. And you are always right. You little turd. But I love you, and your transvestite apparel. “The kids chucked glitter at me” NO THEY DIDNT! YOU ROLLED IN IT! YOU LOVED IT! You glitter whore! Lianne Marie xXx
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RYN: NO cheating… but of course. *snickers*
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glitter makes a man very handsome 🙂
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Trotter-bottoms!!! Thanks for the note, had lots to do today, but will be on tomorrow…find me…I’ll be at the end of the forest…lol xxx
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i’m trying to imagine you covered in glitter. it only works if you’re wearing gold spandex.
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*snorts with laughter* hahahaha lianne’s right you are a glitter whore!!!! 😀 xxxxx
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Is there any particular type of dead fish we cannot threaten you with? Im loving the glitterness, I bet you looked glamtastic!
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hehehe you were shiny!
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Haha! Tommy Glitter the Kiddy Fiddler said ‘Jack Flap’. Haha… *Poke* xxx
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Eh, I don’t even know when Easter is nevermind what I’m doing that weekend. There’s a multitude of factors but if unavailable then summer is always a good time for pub drinkage, wherever the venue.
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You are indeed as piquant as I am drinking tea. Which is very. teamtomandliannf*ckyeah! xXx
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Are you the Farmer? Lee xXx
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GlitterTom TiredPants is definitely leagues ahead of Sir Angsty McSadPants of Downtroddenshire.
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