Back by Unpopular Demand…

Yes, it’s me, the long haired, hairy one. With hair. Yesssss…..

Anyhoo, I apologise for my unexplained abscence, I’ve been moretired than a bag of slave-labour monkies! Not that I know how tired they are but I am asuming they are pretty exhausted!

I’ve been running around for my playscheme, I worked late for my nerd supplies shop (but didn’t have the computer on as I was wayyyyyyy to busy, and had to find some time to eat and meet up with my new friend Christina! It’s not that I don’t love you all- I’m not going to do a shout out as that would imply an order of favour… that and I can’t be bothered due to extreme lethargy! You all know who you are and it is you that must live with the eternal horror of corresponding with me!!!! Muh ha ha ha… etc…

Well, apart from all that, my life has continued apace with very little in the way of ups, downs or diagonals. I did get taken out for a lovely lunch by my land lady though, which made a nice change! She wouldn’t let me pay for anything so I gave the waitress a £5 tip so I could actually feel that I had achieved something! I have low potential really…

Anyway, for those of you waiting for the next filth-encrusted installment of Horse Badger, you will have to wait a few more days as I don’t have the time at the moment! Oh the suspense!

Well, I’m going to leave you all to fondle moon beams and eat tiramisu with a long spoon, asthere is work to be done!

Ta ta!

Me.

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