A Man’s needs are Manifold…

The Rules

 

To the

land
of
Google

must thee go

 

and in the search box you must type

 

[insert name here] needs, aye, just so

 

and sentences form, funny and tripe

 

You don’t have to right shite poetry though. Thats my own personal flourish and vice. I also have to say that I stole this thingummy off of Capulet. Thought I’d mention it or she’d send a truck load of testicle eating animals round to my house, which would be inconvenient!

 

1. TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA

 

2. Tom needs to find a good, reputable Boxer breeder. If you know of one, let him
know….

 

3. Tom needs a haircut

 

4. Tom needs to stretch further

 

5. Tom ‘Needs A Hat

 

6. Tom needs to make the most of these cycles, and establish goals with corresponding
deadlines. … Tom needs to fulfill a definite and specific purpose. …

 

7. Tom needs a swift kick in the face. That is right, I said it

 

8. We’re here tonight not because Tom needs our help but because we as conservatives
continue to need his

 

9. Tom who needs to keep his pants zipped… From what I’ve seen of his offspring, what Tom needs is a vasectomy

 

10. Now about Tom. Yes, Lithium, or maybe Tegritol, or, Depakote. Tom needs to take
SOMETHING

Toodles…