I don’t know why I do these things to myself

Madelyn was with her dad tonight, so I redeemed my Groupon.  Acupuncture and cupping! The acupuncture was painless really, the Dr said it could help with fertility lol

I now have what appear to be 6 very large hickeys on my shoulders and upper back.  I anticipate some very interesting looks at the pool tomorrow.

I am about to be the talk of the town; my demon cat has already been creeping around the neighborhood sneaking into the beds of strangers.

Facebook told everyone about my recent divorce and now I am about to show up looking like I have 50 shades secret room.

I hope no one points at me and starts yelling “You’re going to hell!”