things that puzzle me

You ever notice little things that make you go ?.  They might be completely stupid things, or things that make perfect sense to other people.  But to you they make you wonder just what someone was thinking when they designed this, or did that or why you are awestruck by it.  Here are a few things, that often puzzle me.

Places where the speed signs tell you the max is 10kmh.  I have so many issues with this.  First, no place should demand you to go that slow unless you are using your feet like a flinstone car to move it.  My speedometer doenst even register anything until 20.  What if I’m going 18, and don’t know it?  Could i get a speeding ticket?  I think if i hit someone going ten, they would just look up at the sky and think it was getting windy.  What a gay sign.

People that seem addicted to horoscopes.  I could see there being some intrigue if they gave some useful advice.  But when everyone tells you crap like "you will make a choice today"  or "you will bump into a friend today" and generic stuff like that, then what the hell is the point.  Then theres the whole occult thing which we wont get into.  And the compatability thing, is such a line for people to use in bars to hit on each other.  "So….whats your sign?"

Nipples on manequins.  Is this really necessary?  I can see how this is used to draw attention to whatever the manequin is wearing, but it makes me feel silly when i catch myself looking at some headless, arm less figure, just because its got a cold chest.  I suppose there is a purpose to it, but still i find it weird and confusing.  They’re always so big too.  Its just weird.

Liquor stores being closed early on sundays, in some cases the whole day.  Why would the government want to lose money by not running the store at full capacity?  Could it be because they care about people drinking before the work week begins?  Of course not!  Why the hell would the government care about that.  They should be more focused on making money by helping my habits, while i enjoy the benefits of being able to grab some rye on a sunday night.  I dont want to have to plan ahead on my weekend so that im not out of beer on sunday.  Thank goodness for cold beer and wine stores.

Places where fountain pop is non refillable.  Have you any idea how much fountain pop costs.  Do you give you an idea, the paper cup you use at say 7-11 costs more then then all the pop inside the cup.  Fountain pop costs roughly around the 1-5 cent range.  So why would i go to some place to eat, pay 3 bucks for a pop, and then not get free refills.  Are they worried that someone might run them out of business by consuming all their pop?  Not even Americans could accomplish that feat, it would take way too much.  Unless im paying 10 cents a pop, give me a damn refill.

This next ones, more of a personal one.  Why is underbutt so hot?  If you really want to think about it, a butts purpose, other then the sitting part, is not the most attractive thing in the world.  So how come seeing underbutt is such an amazing thing?  Is it because of how rare it is?  Love that underbutt.

Actors that ask for millions of dollars to do one movie.  You may be good, but are you deserving of getting something that most people wont make in their life to shoot one movie.  I am aware of the hard work involved in making a movie.  I know that its not all fun and bloopers.  I know that there are 18 hour days, and heavy make up, and boring repetition with scenes.  But still, millions of dollars?  Tom Cruise?  Why is he worth millions.  Ive liked some of his movies, but to pay him that much?  Id just as much see some unknown guy that does an awesome job and save myself the millions.  Athletes get paid a lot of money too but at least they run the risk of doing themsleves serious physical harm.  A hockey player might get a lot of money, but he also has to avoid getting hit in the face with a puck, or getting a dislocated joint due to a hit.  When things get tough for the actors, the stunt guy comes in.  Does he make millions doing that movie?  Hell no, we don’t even know what the names are of them.  Puzzling.

Well this is getting far too long.  Perhaps there is something that puzzles you.  Before i sign out, i want to make a point that i do not hate actors for getting money, or dislike everything else i mentioned.  I just find it odd an puzzling.  Like the manequin nipples.