Fake Bake Weekend

the year of 2013, and i must say holy cow.

we survived the 2030th scare of the world ending in 2012, i wonder how we conquered that, after all humans are only murdering and raping people these days.

I shouldn’t be wasting my time writing in this diary because I have to get my ass moving and pack, get my face on, and look half way descent. why? because I have lotion training today and tomorrow. which means…I have to stay in a hotel OVERNIGHT, bah. I hate sleepovers unless it’s at my house. I am insomniac, and it sucks. I slept maybe about 4 hours last night, and I’m off to not sleep until Sunday. GREAT. I better get wifi, because I will be fucking around online all night. Maybe, I’ll bring a bottle of my best friend, new age. They’ll put me to sleep.

Well I smell bad, like self tanner, and probably ‘orange’ … so I better go take care of that.

Adios.

HI BRITTANY! 

xxxooo