Is It Progression If A Cannibal Uses A Fork?

**In regards to my last entry…yes…I did put laxatives in the brownies. I’m not a tease. To quote Chiodos.."If your stomach feels weak than my work here is DONNNNNNNNNNNNE!**

I’m not sure why I’m being such a productive citizen this week, but apparently my main goal is to limit the time spent at my apartment to nothing more than urinating and grabbing my coffee mug. I came home last night (err. early morning?) to shower. Then went back to the studio.

Just as well. Roommate was having some sort of sisterhood of the gap pants party. Twats! I guess Daddy Warbucks is not so happy about moving his precious to a new place. (Yes, in my head I said "precious" with a Gollum accent. Fuck you.)

Talked to Dad this morning. He’s doing worse than he lets on; I can hear it in his voice. It made me want to haul ass over there, but I’ve got a few more weeks till I can leave. Mmmgrumblegrumplefrazzlefuck.

This afternoon, I’m headed over to that tat shop to talk to my client. Since I’m leaving for (……), I need to push back the apprentice gig. If I decide to do it. I don’t know why, but I’m just not feeling it. Could be my stress…possibly stretched to thin creatively. But nah. I’ll just blame PMS. And Nazis.

I need a good fuck. But I’d take a good book, too.

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Ha i know the feeling of this last line! 😛 made me laugh!

August 11, 2011

Midnight in the garden of good and Evil by John Berendt. Yea, yea they made it a movie but it sucked goat ass and didn’t do the book any justice. I’m full of books, just give me a genre.

August 11, 2011

loved the entry. I hope your dad is ok.

August 11, 2011

If you find out who the douche bag is who takes your food, might I offer a suggestion. Purchase a jug of miralax (powdered laxative) and mix with 32 oz of gatorade. Guaranteed discomfort

August 12, 2011

high five on the laxatives! you are good.

August 12, 2011

also, Dry.. by Augusten Burroughs. my favfavfav

RYN: Well, good. I’m fucking glad you fucking agree! 😉 By the by, read your front page. yeah, I’m definitely adding you 🙂

August 14, 2011

I am very sorry about your dad. Do you like Hemmingway? What about Chuck Dickens. There is also a book about three years old titled 1 Dead in the Attic. I think it is by a guy named Price. Take care.

August 15, 2011

you need a fuck and a book? sex with a librarian? 🙂

August 17, 2011

still life with woodpecker by tom robbins

October 12, 2011

i blame the nazis for everything. is that wrong? meh, don’t muchly care. 🙂