1/365 – My life so far ….

 

Not sure how quickly to run through my life, but lets give it a go. I can flesh it out in later posts should it be required or the urge slaps me over the back of the head. But let’s dot point it for efficiencies sake, plus its ridiculously early to be up on a "day off" so brain isn’t working too well yet. In no particular order ….

I’ve been:

  • a Serial Monogamist
  • ignoring my weight and age
  • a pack-a-day smoker
  • a cake decorations specialist
  • please reference Meredith Brooks song "Bitch"
  • a friend
  • a lover
  • an Avon Lady
  • a music Librarian
  • an Aged Care Coordinator
  • a heap of other stuff

 

I’ve never been:

  • married
  • a parent, in the strictest sense of the word
  • completely sane
  • a domestic goddess
  • under a general anaesthetic
  • the other woman
  • a traveller
  • a home owner
  • a Nutrimetics Consultant
  • ….. and a whole lot more

 

I am:

  • 39
  • back living with my mother and brother
  • about 40-45kg over my preferred weight, though i carry it well. Yes i definitely look overweight but it doesn’t look like that many kgs.
  • going to lose weight
  • possibly delusional
  • a caffeine addict
  • an Apple TV addict
  • reliant on my iPhone Calendar
  • not currently looking for love
  • still considering myself as a "musician at heart" even though i haven’t truly "played" an instrument in yeeeeeeeears
  • slightly deaf
  • an avid reader
  • a Photographer
  • a dog person
  • the owner of an orange car and all that it implies
  • a shy person in an exhibitionists mind
  • so much more ….

 

And I may have just:

  • added chili to my percolated coffee instead of cinnamon
  • realised that personal peace may actually be on its way ………….

 

 

 

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January 20, 2013

You may not be a domestic goddess, but you *are* a kitchen goddess. x