Everybody needs a Fez (Especially Guys)

I am not one to comment on fashion issues, this is something my ex-wife comments on frequently in her blog. In fact she is so proficient in her blog talking about fashion that she gets paid advertisements on her blog, talk about significant. To get paid to blog. Now I dont talk about such issues as things like Tai Chi, or Chai Tea, poker, or fashion but if you think about related things you may get it. (I Know thats cryptic but my ex-wife is fairly famous on the internet and I dont really want to give it away.) But I digress, what I was really talking about was fezzes, you know the little red hats that some shriners wear. For a bald man wearing a fez it says two things.

1. I am insecure about my baldness (I once had a girlfriend tell me she was less attracted to me because I was going bald)

2. I am a closet party animal

This reminds of something fundamentally wrong about me that I would like to talk about…..

I would like to once again point out an adventure I had with Mofocat. We may or may not have been in Las Vegas once staying at the fabulous Gold Nuggett. And I may or may have not come back into the room after Mofocat crashed hours earlier. I then may or may have not proceeded to begin finishing a bottle of Lagavulin Scotch with Mofocat. I am sure we finished most of it as we saw the sun rise, began screaming obscenities at people on the roof of the parking garage of the Gold Nuggett which we could see from our room, and may or may not have proceeded to call Mofocats relatives asking advice on how to win at craps (mofocats relaitves are notorious gamblers, craps experts, and excellent lasangna cooks.)

Which brings me back to the Fez. My last trip to Vegas I stayed at the fabulous Sahara. Drinking at the Sahara requires a fez, a cigar, and poker knowledge. To you guys, buy it, get it, go to vegas and experience it. To you ladies, I recommend supporting your man in these ventures or he will venture out into other things like whoring, smoking cigars, and poker till he pukes on the table. But if you do this all in a fez, it will all work out in the end.

-PF