It’s Five O’Clock Somewhere
As I sit here drinking the worlds best beer (Paulaner Hefeweizen) I am reminded of the taboos about drinking before noon, or is it eleven. Well who cares. I home, I’m safe, I"m not going anywhere and if I do, I am close enough to downtown to get a cab to virtually anywhere. lesseee, it’s 10:00 now,
ANOTHER BEER!
I should be in church but it is entirely too late to go to THAT place! I’ll just toast one to Martin Luther, one hell of a reformer, and a drinker to boot. When they question my drinking, do they really question my thirst?
I have a theory that I would like to posit here. Maybe it’ll get the discussion going. When you meet someone who is going through a divorce and they say "Well things just didnt work out, 99.99999% of the time THEY CHEATED ON THEIR SPOUSE!" When they give you all the gory details about how their spouse cheated on them, it’s probably true. What do you think?
-PF
All I know is that I have spent decades avoiding marriage just so I won’t have to deal with the whole cheating spouse deal.
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Ah, I’m Mofokittie’s friend. I had to come check you out since you live oh, so close to me. First of all, I must disagree with you on the title of ‘Best Beer in the World’. I tip my hat to Cooper’s Sparkling Ale, an Aussie delight. As for the cheating/divorce theory… beats the hell out of me. I’m the last person to talk to about marriage. I’m not sure I believe in it. 🙂
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I’m a mofo minion. Shhh…don’t tell him…I think his ego might swell if he knew he had minions.
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Mofocat says to stop by and say hi. Hi = ) I say once a cheater always a cheater. But I’ve known divorces that had nothing to do with cheating. God would rather drink beer than be in church. have you listened to the sermons??
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