Cellular Rudeness & Rudy Cell
Cellular Rudeness
First off cell phones are an exceptional technology when used for what they are intended for.
Here are what cells phones where not truly made for, but where twisted into use:
12. When you’re in the doctors office, to talk about what color your puke was.
11. When you’re a beautician cutting someone’s hair.
10. When you’re talking about who you screwed, while standing in the middle of
the mall.
09. Any time you’re talking about the new growth on your back.
08. While being dragged away by police for being drunk.
07. When your wife is brining in the groceries, and your not!
06. In the middle of a movie…jack ass!
05. In bed while your spouse is trying to sleep.
04. In a restaurant. “Use your mouth to eat moron!”
03. To conduct professional business <ex. Lawyer, Doctor, investment broker>
while renting the crap movie of the week at Blockbuster.
02. While checking out at any register anywhere!!! “No one wants to hear how
much your tampons cost, and the cashier does not want to hear you tell your
boyfriend you’re not in the mood!”
01. ANY TIME, ANY TIME you’re DRIVING A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly now, lets look at number 3…if you’re my lawyer any your talking to me about my case while trying to decide between Hitch or Seed of Chucky you can look at a law suite coming back at ya!
How about number 2 up there? How grossly rude is it to come up to the register on your cell phone? Here in vision this… example used is at your local Blockbuster, every day , every hour…
Cahier: “I’ll take the next person in line!”
Next person in line is on the phone, and does not hear you. The customer in line
behind him/her hears you.
Cashier: “Please the next person in line!”
Again no response, person 2nd in line starting to heat up.
Cashier: “I’ll take anyone who’s paying attention!”
As the 2nd person in line tries to push by, the person on the phone steps in front out
of defiance”
Rudy Cell: “Excuse me <to the person they where talking to>, I was next in line pal.”
Than proceeds to register while still on phone.
Cashier: “Hello, may I get your rental card”
A silent nod, if you’re lucky and than a purse or wallet dig begins while phone is
tightly pressed between neck and shoulder.
Rudy Cell: nothing said, but now the card is found and possible tossed on the counter, as though
you’re bothering Rudy Cell while trying to ring him out.
Cashier: Return dates are read out loud with titles, and the total is given twice to the customer
because the customer made no response the 1st time <or in some cases the customer
<font size="3" face=”Times New Roman”> swipes their damn credit card before you even have the account up and expects
everything to be set for there lazy A*>
Rudy Cell: “What’s that total again?”
Rudy Cell is acting irritated as though the cashier is not doing the job right.
Cashier: Cashier give total one more time and say’s “Thank you, please come back. Have a
nice day”
Rudy Cell: Exits store without saying “Your welcome, or thank you, or have a nice day….”
If any one has more numbers I can list above, or have a situation they would like to share drop it in the notes below, or even if you want to call someone out that’s a RUDY CELL. Don’t hesitate to leave a note…who knows maybe you even want to tell me how wrong I’m.
By Stephen Schaffer v1.6
9/18/05
Various contributors helped with the list over the past week.