My business plan

I have an idea for a new business I would like to start, well it’s not really a "new" business but a variation of a really "old" business. I have some legality issues that I really need to look into before I can even think of starting up.

In most places the old/original practice is against the law, hence my legality concern, but my operation would either be completely legal or at the least pushing the limits or open to interpretation. I even have the perfect name for my business.

Vinyl Delites would be the official name but it would probably be best know by its initials VD. Catchy name isn’t it??? Before you ask no it isn’t a record store but instead it is a well how do I put it…. well it would be a somewhat of a prostitution business, not a brothel mind you, ok maybe it would be but not in the traditional sence tho.

Now before you go thinking I am some kind of a pervert, I am not but instead I am a pre-vert aka perv in training but that is neither here or now or is it??? Any how my business would not be in the business of degrading women or putting women in harms way but would instead use another alternative….vinyl blow up dolls.

Just think about it for a minute. They are a safe alternative and as far as I know they are 100% legal. They wouldn’t be as good as a real woman but they would work in a pinch and my dolls would have 2 major advantages…they would NEVER have a headache nor would they ever get sick. Also, the company would be able to cater to all your specific needs such as female, male, farm animals and for our friends from those sandy regions we would even offer camels, one and two humps.

My venture would help create new legal jobs and as we all know in these times jobs are very much needed and the bigger my operation became the more people I would employ, for instance, clean-up people (what you are now thinking is correct), service techs (blow outs do happen ya know), cashiers and so on and so forth.

I already have ideas for how to charge for these services and an overall business game plan and plans on future expansion once things really take off. It is my hopes and dream to be able to offer franchise opportunities and even to be on the stock market. Just imagine my company being on the stock under the listing VD, being able to buy and sell VD whenever and where ever you want. That would be a true first.

Well there you have it,my business venture idea in a nutshell, no pun intended, If you ever want to invest or become involved in some other way feel free to contact me. I only ask that you spread the word and remember the company motto… VD is your friend.