A Powerful Prayer–Funny

A   man   walking   along   a   California   beach   was   deep
in prayer.  Suddenly,  the sky clouded above his head   and, in
a  booming  voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be
faithful to me in all ways I will grant you one wish."

The  man  said,  "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, " Your request is very materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking.  The supports to the bottom of the
Pacific!  The concrete and steel it would take!  It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources.  I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.  Take  a  little  more time and think of something that
would honor and glorify me."

The  man  thought  about it for a long time.  Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s
thinking  when  she  gives  me  the  silent treatment, why she
cries,  what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I
can make a woman truly happy."

The  Lord  replied,  "Do  you  want  two  lanes or four on that
bridge?"