If You Were an Action Figure *slight edit

Some of you read my survey a few entries back (the herpes entry). The first question was a lot of fun- Something about if you were a doll, which accessories would you come with? Well, I got to thinking about it, and I want to make dolls for some of my faves…

Here is mine- 

The Theresa doll is wearing n oversized shirt, complete with milk stained boobies, and elastic waistband pants. She comes complete with an extra pair of pants (But for some reason they don’t seem to be able to squeeze over the doll’s hips), a diaper bag- but there are no diapers inside- (squeeze her hand and she wails, "I knew I forgot something!") Also, as an added bonus, the Theresa doll comes with brand new makeup (like she’s ever had time to put it on), a flask full of whiskey (For those hard days), an endless supply of bandaids, and an infant car seat. Sorry, baby sold separately. 

Now Theresa is even more fun! She says over 50 fun phrases such as:

"Christopher, please get your hand out of your pants."
"Stephen, seriously, get your hand out of your pants. You need to set a good example for your son."
"Stephanie, go stand in the corner while I call Grandma…"
"Mom, I’m so sorry for everything I ever did."
"Makenzie! Stoppit! Get your hand out of the poop!"
and many more!

Now then, I have a couple ideas for some of my faves’ dolls, but before I do them you have to promise not to get offended. If I make a doll of you (well, write about one, that is) I intend to tease you and I don’t want to hurt your feelings. If you want me to write one for you, leave a note and I’ll try- BUT if you’re not my fave I probably won’t be able to, just because I won’t know you well enough… But I’ll try.

I’m easily amused and this is my random idea for the day. Who wants a doll?? 🙂

*Edit: I’ve been reading some ODs longer than others and some people’s will be easier for me than others’, so I might not do them in the order they’re asked for. If you see someone ahead of you and you asked first, just assume I like them more. J/k