I’m Going To Start Posting About True Funny Work Experiences I’d Had!

I’m now 58 but about 24 years ago I was working in a restaurant Monday to Saturday for 12 hours at a time.

I’d make the basic meals like jacket spuds and so on but we had chefs, Colin and Shirley who did the proper meals. I served customers, waited on tables etc.

One of my colleagues was Sheila, she was in her 60s, blond and gorgeous. Absolutely man mad!

She’d been married and divorced 4 times, various kids/grandkids and she had a string of men over the years, including while she was married! She was also on the lookout for victim…I mean husband number 5!

One day we had some workmen in while we were open, they were doing something with the ceiling by the till/serving area and Sheila went potty for one of them! He was very friendly and likable and was also wearing a large gold wedding ring.  While I was making up a meal for a customer, she came over and told me she’d pinched the workman’s bum but as he spun around, she told him I had done it and that I fancy the pants off him!

I couldn’t have done it as I was on the other side of the counter and cooking and dealing with customers!

As soon as I could I apologized to the workman and thankfully he took it in good fun!

I dread to think what the snowflake/woke lot would think of it today, sexual harassments,  assault or whatever!