Me + Music = Hyper

That is to say certain music.
Like say Japanese pop is one thing that really gets me going. Especially if it’s from Inuyasha.
I also love most American pop…. and rock-ish pop is cool too.
(BTW I love almost every genre of music. It’s only certain kinds that make me off the walls bouncy.)
Oh… Moulin Rouge always makes me want to dance my pants off…. literally!

If you really want me to get in-your-face crazy then make me listen to Stephen Lynch. (Wait… is it spelt with a "v"?)
EVERYONE MUST KNOW WHO HE IS!
I could not believe that Jeff or Bruce had never heard Special Olympics.
I mean I heard that song before I knew who Stephen Lynch was. Like years before I even heard his song that I like to call Spanky.
I am going to give you a few songs from the Lynch man himself.
By the way, he is a comedian. … One that sings. He rates right up there with Dane Cook.
I know you’ve heard of him. Or you have sinned.
lol
On with this shit!

Kill a Kitten:

Disclaimer: For those who haven’t heard the saying:
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten"

When the game of life makes you feel like quitin’
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten

Mark my words ‘cos from where I’m sittin’
You can’t go wrong if you kill a kitten

There’s no crime that you’ll be comittin’
I know the law you can kill a kitten

If you need yarn for that scarf you’re knittin’
You’ll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed him turpentine or break it’s spine,
Crush him with your shoe, as long as you *whispered* kill a kitten

If the one you love isn’t quite as smittin’
She’ll like you better when you kill a kitten

I quote the Bible ‘cos that’s where it’s written,
If ye loving Jesus you must kill a kitten

<span style=”color: rgb(255, 255, 153); background-color: rgb(128, 0, 128);”>Flush him down the can, hit him with your van,
drown him in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Trow him at a train, make him snort cocaine,
Stick some TNT up his cat booty,

Do what you must do,
As long as you, kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn’t easy
And if the thought makes you feel queasy
Grab a pitch fork from the shead,
And kill a puppy dog insteeeeaaaad  (drawn out)
Yeah

Kill a kitten, you got to kill a kitten
a little furry kitten, a little furry kiiiiiiitteeeeen (drawn out specifically)

Kill a kitten, kill a kitten you got to kill a kitten
You got to kill a kitten
ooohh-a-wooooah (more drawn out-ness)

Isn’t it funny how I love that song and yet, it really makes me want kittens!
more than I already do.
I’m going to put more songs in more entries!
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