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1.) A spin off of FULL HOUSE where the dads just come out and admit they’re a polyamorous gay threesome called THREE OF A KIND.

2.) The 21st century where unrealistic expectations of conventional beauty can now make men feel just as horrible as women have for all history.

3.) Spam’s nature is hazy, indistinct, hambiguous.

4.) Actually, Phil Collins reproduces by releasing clouds of spores. You can feel him coming in the air tonight.

5.) Yeah, it’s basically a Doctor Who version of GAUNTLET, right down to the digitized voice saying “RED WARRIOR SHOT THE OOD!”

6.) “Orgies SOUND like a great idea until you realize how few people in the world you actually want to have sex with” – Benjamin Franklin

7.) Imagine Sir Francis Bacon getting on the internet, briefly believing everyone loves him and then being bitterly disappointed.

8.) Imagine obscure Arthurian knight Sir Acha getting on the ‘net, thinking everyone loves him & then being bitterly disappointed.

9.) The irony being, of course, that there is no “fun” in “fund drive”.