118 barrage

1.) If Monopoly degenerates into bitter arguments, the remedy is flipping the table while yelling “REVOLUTION!” & running away.

2.) Ollie’s continued insistence that he is a heroic tracker & not a hot water bottle with teeth is admirable but inconvenient in this weather.

3.) I’ve no issue putting in the work when I have a clearly defined path. An inability to take risks when things are unclear is my problem.

4.) Who you gonna call? GRAMMAR CORRECTORS!

5.) Patience is so often just cowardice done up in a fancy suit.

6.) He was doomed to be cooked down to maple syrup, the poor sap.

7.) Final Fantasy fangirl, you are living in a materia world and you are a materia girl.

8.) A shower head that looks like a Dalek plunger. A blue loofah that looks like the TARDIS. Yelling “EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!” in the shower.

9.) Playing air theremin is called playing the airemin.