11614 barrage part 2

1.) Bill Murray IS Wolverine in “X-Men Origins: What About Bub?”

2.) It’s kinda astonishing you could name yourself Fallout Boy & still be so lame. That’s like a band called Thrillhouse being awful.

3.) A butt-suffocation fetish version of KING KONG ending with the line “Twas booty killed the beast.”

4.) Originally “Attack Of The Clones” wasn’t even a Star Wars film. In the Japanese release it was called “Dooku-Dooku Panic”.

5.) Bel Biv Devo’s position on girls who are poison involves whipping which, depending on their kink, might be a good thing.

6.) They stopped trying to have kids, citing procreative differences.

7.) The world’s most honest boyband would be called Twink-182.

8.) A witch being threatened by rednecks yelling “Don’t mess with Texas!” she smiles and drops a spell on them saying “Don’t mess with hexes.”

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