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1.) Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, divorce proceedings regarding joint custody will become linguistically confused.

2.) Everyone knows about Xanadu and Atlantis but lesser known is Australia’s lost city, Koala Lumpur.

3.) I sure hope that former Mormons call themselves Formons.

4.) “Popeye The Cyberman” might be a little too esoteric a parody to write, really.

5.) My thrift storing nom de guerre is Macho Man Randy Salvage.

6.) Don’t just beware St. Ides in March. Beware St. Ides all the time. That hooch is ROUGH.

7.) Were I to ask a younger woman out, I would be a creepy old guy. Were one to ask me out, I’d be a lucky old guy. It’s unfair but it exists.

8.) The weirdest thing about a no-food-after-9PM diet is waking up from an evening nap and my body is all like “WHERE IS BREAKFAST”.

9.) I love when wikipedia entries involve phrases like “fictional race of cyborgs” to y’know differentiate them from the real ones.

10.) The comedy premise of J. Jonah Jameson turning his focus from Spidey-hate to really smug atheism tickles me to no end.

11.) If a wizard casts fireball on you, just remember to Stop, Drop and Roleplay.