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1.) The purchase of neurons is a real impulse buy.

2.) The Wicked Witch was actually manipulated into evil by a talking cheese, a real Oz Iago.

3.) One thing the British have right is calling their pharmacists “chemists”. It just sounds more dangerous and bad-ass.

4.) I want rappers all decked out like it is an advanced version of 1870s London. Dammit, I want steamcrunk.

5.) Ravi Shankar never recorded “Sitarzan” and I consider that an incalculable shame.

6.) Introducing the Jolly Green Giant to three women at the same time cannot end well.

7.) What’s a witch’s favourite defunct cereal? Cacklin’ Oat Bran.

8.) A Christmas special called HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY GRINCH.