tune of welcometothejungle

welcome to the tundra
we’ve got ice ‘n’ snow
if this place is where you end up
honey, it’s fucking cold
we are the people that can find
all huddled by a fire
enough warmth for our blood to pump
that is our desire

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
breathe in deep you’re gonna
wheeze, wheeze, ooooh
I wanna watch you freeze

welcome to the tundra
we take it day by day
snot in your nose is gonna freeze
but it’s the price you pay
and you’re wearing fifteen layers
your face is hard to see
you can have your street plowed
but you won’t get it for free

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
frostbite turns into gangrene
it’s, it’s gonna haunt your dreams

welcome to the tundra
it’s like this until May
you learn to live like an eskimo
in the tundra oh-so-gray
if frequent sunlight is one of your needs
you’ll go mad eventually
you can buy all the blankets you want
but you better not take one from me

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
breathe in deep you’re gonna
wheeze, wheeze
I wanna watch you freeze

and when you’re cold you never
ever wanna go out go out go out out out, YEAH!

you know where you are
you’re in the tundra baby
you’re gonna die

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
breathe in deep you’re gonna
wheeze, wheeze

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
frostbite turns into gangrene

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
breathe in deep you’re gonna
wheeze, wheeze

in the tundra
welcome to the tundra
breathe in deep you’re gonna
it’s gonna stop your lungs! BRRR!