11114 barrage pt 3

1.) Her inability to play the didgeridoo was a real didgeridon’t.

2.) I want “Jesus And Butthead” fanfiction and I want it NOW.

3.) Shave a horse, blind a cowboy!

4.) I want a heavy metal/Green Lantern crossover starring the Weaponers Of Gward.

5.) “Trouble with libertarians is,” he paraphrased Dr. Who, “they talk so much, I’ll probably die of boredom before they shoot me.”

6.) Look, if you expected anything unironically good to come out of a trip to Wal-Mart, that’s frankly your own damned fault.

7.) Who’s the pirate’s favourite president? F.D.Rrrrrrrrrrrr.

8.) A Beaker/Missy Elliott duet, allowing us the immortal line “Meep meep, who got the keys to the Jeep?”