01/09/14 barrage

1.) Life didn’t pass me by but I did overshoot and ended up somewhere else weird. Time to let it catch up to me.

2.) “Drank Popov, was sailing, man… threw up in a garbage can…” is the first line of an idea I’m calling COLLEGE POPEYE.

3.) So it seems that in Britain, they don’t call him “Arnold” they call him “Arnie”. It just don’t know about you guys, sometimes.

4.) It is an evil cookbook. It is THE evil cookbook, the Gastronomicon.

5.) I heartily look forward to in ten years time when Chris Christie & Rob Ford are doing a celebrity boxing match to stay famous.

6.) “Gannon is canon? That’s grounds for a bannin’ as Ganon’s his name, fans agree unanimously” is a line from MY FAIR ZELDA.

7.) There’s a difference between having a bit of a losing streak and being a loser. I intend to delineate this distinction.

8.) Told his script was too heavy on the foreshadowing, no script-doctor would do, only a script-mohel would help now.

9.) I am definitely too old for all-day outdoor concerts. This is how I know I’m at least a little old.

10.) I love when in kid shows the secretive heroes meet kids who seem to be from our universe where the heroes are beloved celebs. Its so lazy!