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1.) An RPG boy-band called d6rection.

2.) Test-tube babies are procedurally generated.

3.) What’s a werewolf’s favourite part of gravy making? A ROUX!

4.) The Mad Hatter in ’70s pimp clothes all purple and leopard print with the phrase Hatters Be Hattin’ beneath it.

5.) Pencil sharpeners are guilty of point-shaving.

6.) If the Wizard of Oz was all Dorothy’s dream, would seeing one of her friends’ dreams inside that dream be Tinception?

7.) A pagan scratch-master called DJ Wicca-Wicca.

8.) Having sold her grandchild to cover her gambling debts, she told her daughter matter-of-factly “the bingo took your baby!”