1/5/14 barrage

1.) As for the motion regarding the cornea, the eyes have it.

2.) You can always trust Tony the Tiger, he’s not lion.

3.) “Tsk tsk” said the rabbe “all these goy women robbing the driedel.”

4.) When you say ‘I can’t hear you’ from the stage, I don’t handle it lightly. I take it as a challenge.

5.) A full-on trolling set at an open mic would open with Hallejuiah, segue into Wagon Wheel and close with Freebird.

6.) A mash-up of “goodbye yellow brick road” & “brain damage/eclipse” seems inevitable.

7.) We will do the deeds that the gods themselves will speak upon with hushed awe drunk in cabs wandering home and they will not even believe each other then.

8.) The next time you hear a Talking Heads song, nudge someone and say “Oh man, sick Byrne!”