1/3/14 barrage pt 2

1.) Dr. Jekyll’s nowhere to be found, he’s gone into hyding.

2.) NASCAR RACES LEAVE TRACK MARKS.

3.) Bluto didn’t even deserve the beating this time, he just told Popeye he was going for all-he-could-eat at Olive Garden.

4.) They didn’t like the term “jazz battle”. They preferred “modal combat”.

5.) She wanted to commission some fanfiction but she couldn’t afford the shipping fees.

6.) They each grabbed a teleportation ray and engaged in portal combat.

7.) In every Dr. Scholl’s Foot Mapping Machine, there is a small camera that transmits directly to Quentin Tarantino’s iPad.

8.) BIG BANG THEORY is to nerds as CATHY was to women. You may feel identification but only because you’ve sublimated stereotypes. BOO TO THAT.