new years eve-eve

1.) Social media will now allow our every mistake to live on forever. It’s kind of a fail-safe, really.

2.) Charlie used his resources as Wonka’s heir to inflict vengeance on those who’d once wronged him. Woe be to those on The Bucket List.

3.) When Bishopman senses danger, he’s all like “mitre-sense tingling!”

4.) A slightly-firmer less-messy version of cheese curls that could be used as packing material and later eaten.

5.) Some veterinarians are parrot medics.

6.) Commie commie commie commie chameleon in Russian clothes in Russian clooooooooothes

7.) You know it’s gonna be a crazy party when they flat-out call it “New Years Steve”.

8.) In a MMA match, the commentator should be legally required to say “That move was a real taekwondon’t!” at least once.

9.) A fighting game that’s all priests and imams and rabbe and such with special faith-based moves called “Moral Combat”.

10.) You think Pon Farr is bad? Jamie Pon Farr is far far worse.