new years eve-eve-eve

1.) According to the sports ticker, Duke basketball defeated an emu.

2.) The Anti-Claus lives in Antarctica and is Santa’s polar opposite.

3.) A Sherlock Holmes/GI Joe crossover fic where Watson goes undercover as GI Joe’s staff gynecologist called “A Study In Scarlet”.

4.) I wonder how often the owners of Chik-Fil-A have tried to buy the copyright to the name of the White Castle chain.

5.) More than anything, I need a reset, a cleanse, a purge, a regeneration, an opportunity to start fresh with a clean slate. Just dunno how.

6.) Tarantino can’t watch Sherlock Holmes in public because every time “the game is afoot!” is yelled he has to change his pants.

7.) Snoop Doge. Much smoke. Very rap.

8.) Because his crimes were non-violent, the Hamburglar didn’t go to hell, merely burgatory.

9.) No crazy resolutions 14. I’d like an income source & to find a steady girl who likes me as much as I like her. All else’ll sort itself out.