to the tune of MANEATER (3)

they put her on the teevee
to charge a massive fee
lying to folks that she can talk to ghosts
bilking the grieving
I hope there’s a hell so that bitch can go and roast
“Long Island Medium”
tricks so old it’s tedium
ironic she says she talks to spirits but has no soul
money’s the matter
she’ll say anything if it gets her to that goal

oh she’s not psychic
she’ll just guess and watch your eyes
oh she’s not psychic
she’s a cold-reader
oh she’s not psychic
she’ll just guess and watch your eyes
oh she’s not psychic
she’s a cold-reader

her scam is nothing new
she lies what she can do
she’s a con man, makes her bread ripping out families’ hearts
ethics don’t matter
ghosts can’t testify so the trial can never start

oh she’s not psychic
she’ll just guess and watch your eyes
oh she’s not psychic
she’s a cold-reader