Dear Face,

What the fucking fuck? Really? Im paying a shit ton of money for you to get better and stop being an asshole and break out. $25 dollars in pills. $25 dollars in gel shit for you And hundreds in doctors appointments. You are so lucky I have an awesome demo. that will give me all my medication for that cheap, you bastard. Now… I know you havent had your pills in a while. But its been week since I started taking them again so get the fuck better. You are starting to hurt and look gross again. CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

Now, because Im a nice person, Im gonna give you the benifit of the doubt that you are breaking out because I just started my period. So you better get nice looking soon. Classes start Monday and you cant be looking like this.

Stop breaking out. Stop being RIDCIOUSLY oily. Just stop. Jesus. Be like normal skin people. Hell, I’d rather have you be so god damn dry then like a fracking oil slick. Its DISGUSTING.

I dont want to have this talk about with you. But I will. You better believe it.

-Stephanie

P.S. I rethought this a bit and probably should be yelling at Period. So this section is for you, my dear Period. STOP CAUSING MY FACE TO BREAK OUT! And stop with all the fucking headaches. God damn. Work is hard enough on my head and now you gotta go and cause these insane headaches that pound and make me cry. Get the fuck out, Period. Do your thing and then leave. And take your headaches and break outs with you. Bitch.