Dear Boy Who I REALLY Like,

I dont think I heard you right the first time. Sorry, one more time.

You "honestly dont have any feelings" for me?!?!?!? EXCUSE ME WHILE I FLIP THE FUCK OUT!

HOW!? HOW CAN THIS BE?!

Shall we create a list that points to wanting a relationship with me? YES BITCH WE SHALL:

-taking me on a mini road trip with you
-constantly calling me up to go out to eat
-running all over town with me doing different things for no reason (taking pictures downtown, going to the airport to see planes take off, walk around the park, shoping at fleaworld, buying me a nice fruit bowl to calm my stomach that one time we went to the library and I threw up etc.)
-bonding over amazing music
-meeting my family and hitting it off
-picking me up at work while Im on my break and take me out somewhere
-constantly saying our inside jokes and creating new ones
-timing our lunch breaks just right so we can either go together or get one another something to eat
-calling me at work… while you are at work… WHICH IS THE SAME STORE AND YOU ARE 30 FEET AWAY AT THE OTHER CASH REGISTER… just to talk.
-playing our favorite songs over the phone for each while at work and pretending to be talking to a customer
-laughing 24/7 and enjoying each others company

BITCH WHAT THE FFFUUUCCCKKKK. I finally muster the courage up to tell you and you dont feel anything?! OK OK OK OK I respect that. But gee wiz… way to break my heart. But I gueesssss its okay that we’re still really good friends and we still do all those things and youre awesome enough not to freak out and treat me different now. Hmphhhh.

I really think I was starting to love you…. So I’ll jiust pretend youre gay cause it makes me feel better about myself 😀 ,

-Stephanie