Mondays are extra-Monday lately!

I’m giving up and crying into a bowl of junk food. This is how Monday my Monday is shaping up to be. Oh sure, I’ve accomplished some crap, but it’s of the 1 step forward 2 steps back variety. Except laundry. Laundry sucks, but it never lets me down. You can put in a load of laundry and the washer just washes it (unless the washer breaks which could be a thing that happens today), so I’m like 80% sure that the 1 load of laundry I’m doing today will be a great success! Pathetic? Yes, but I’m taking what I can get here.

I’m trying to arrange healthcare shit. I’m roughly 40 phone calls into this quagmire (plus a bunch of wading through the shit-tastic websites that healthcare facilities have. Do they tell their web people to make the worst websites ever, like do they get paid extra to make them this bad?).  And there’ve been emails, and chat things on websites (all terrible and useless). I’m exhausted. What the hell kind of healthcare system do we have when they can’t even tell you where to go to get a certain test? WTF?

While writing this, I got one phone call from today returned. I got an “OMG, I have no idea, we’ll have to have dr call you or something.” OK, that’s better than me having to figure out where to go for this laundry list of suck.

I want easy healthcare. I’m convinced other countries don’t have to deal with this many layers of red tape to keep people from accessing any care at all.

I also need to rewrite my resume. I can’t do that either.