sucking up spiders

Last night, as my spouse was snoring, I decided to go to the spare room to sleep. I can’t fall asleep when it’s too noisy. I make a stop at the bathroom, do my business, turn around to flush the toilet, look down and there is a huge, and I mean put a saddle on it and ride off into the sunset huge, spider next to the toilet. I go get the vacuum cleaner and do a little housecleaning before I go to bed. That was a very big spider and it just reminds me that autumn is coming and the insects are looking for better places to live. But not in my bathroom. no ma’am. not today Satan.